Health and wellness are always a concern, especially lately with news of the novel corona virus coming at us from all sides. There are ways to help your body stay in peak condition. Perk up your colon with a coffee enema, balance your energies into the ideal frequency with special stickers made from the same materials used by NASA, or keep your lady parts tip-top by giving them a good steam-cleaning — be sure to remove your jade egg first. If you’re really serious about your health, you can spend the equivalent of 800 hours of minimum wage for a weekend of smoothies, workshops, and hoping to get a glimpse of the celebrity host, who’s already left.
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