“Lay Off the Almond Milk, You Ignorant Hipsters,” screams the headline, blasting me across the room like Wile E. Coyote holding a stick of dynamite. My charred carcass topples to the ground where I curl into the fetal position, moaning.
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Love Earth Now/ Charred.