The Horrible Life Lessons Tree
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ISBN-13  978-1-63353-057-7

The Horrible Life Lessons Tree

A Parody of Parenting Gone Wrong

By S.m. Torres

Once there was a tree, and she loved a boy—and already, this story is getting weird. This tree did everything for the little boy, spoiled the heck out of him, only to raise a monster, proving to everyone that trees make terrible parents. But whoever thought trees would make good parents? In this satirical, cautionary tale about the consequences of over-coddling your kids, watch the downward spiral of bratty child turned evil lunatic against a tree who was just trying to live her tree life. Enjoy this dark parody of indulgent parenting gone horribly wrong.

 

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